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  • Name: Adam
  • Location: Chattanooga, Tn

    • My day isn't complete until I make someone cry.

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  • This is Adam McElhaney’s blog, written in diary form and spanning his life. Adam is quite possibly the most self-centered, arrogant, full-of-bull character you've come across in a long time. Poisoning small animals, deliberately making fun of his friends and others who are less fortunate, and knowing without any doubt all people want him are just three things on him long repertoire list. Meeting him in person would be a horror show. Reading a blog about him, however, is an amusing diversion.

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"The Game"

Jamie came by work and said that she had a surprise for me. Now I love surprises, but the fact that Jamie has never gotten me anything in my life, lead me to believe something was amiss. I immediately began a lengthy interview process about said ‘surprise’. She said I had to put a blind fold on and get in the car willing and with out incident. So after I stepped into the car and felt around for my seat belt she immediately speeds off, squealing her tires in the process. Snatching my blind fold off I am immediately horrified to find there are two teenage children in the vehicle. Demand to know what is going on. She tells me that I am going with her to a high school football game. Arrive at said game extremely red and horse from all the yelling. Two grueling hours later we leave and I now own Jamie.

posted by Adam @ 5:43 PM

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