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  • Name: Adam
  • Location: Chattanooga, Tn

    • My day isn't complete until I make someone cry.

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  • This is Adam McElhaney’s blog, written in diary form and spanning his life. Adam is quite possibly the most self-centered, arrogant, full-of-bull character you've come across in a long time. Poisoning small animals, deliberately making fun of his friends and others who are less fortunate, and knowing without any doubt all people want him are just three things on him long repertoire list. Meeting him in person would be a horror show. Reading a blog about him, however, is an amusing diversion.

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"Skinning"

Started smoking again today. During what can only be described as a blatant state of euphoria, I went out side and forced my body to jump on a trampoline with my brother. And I learned something today. The only time it is permissible to laugh is when you encounter the misfortune of others. (and only laugh in their presence). My brother, while trying to do some 360 aerial flip that involved way to many moves for me to even commit to memory, landed wrong and fell through the springs. The rusty springs. The ones that have been in the rain and decided to sprout shards of metal. Needless to say it took a trip to the ER at County General (for my employee discount) and seventeen stitches to make his leg look half way normal. I don't think I laughed so hard in my entire life.

posted by Adam @ 8:37 PM

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