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  • This is Adam McElhaney’s blog, written in diary form and spanning his life. Adam is quite possibly the most self-centered, arrogant, full-of-bull character you've come across in a long time. Poisoning small animals, deliberately making fun of his friends and others who are less fortunate, and knowing without any doubt all people want him are just three things on him long repertoire list. Meeting him in person would be a horror show. Reading a blog about him, however, is an amusing diversion.

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"My Mom is Paris Hilton"

After watching VH1’s Fabulous life of Paris Hilton, my mother decided that she, like Paris, would like to carry around a small animal. So when mom went to PetSmart to find a small dog, she was immediately sadden when she discovered that PetSmart didn’t sell small dogs.

So when my mom seen another customer walking her miniature-“fun size” dog, mom immediately offered the women four hundred dollars for the dog. Puzzled, the women almost agreed to the exchange when her boyfriend popped up and said, “This dog is like a child to us. We couldn’t let it go for… more that six hundred.” So mom wrote the women a check. With the words: ‘Sucker. I would have paid a thousand for it.’; in the ‘for’ field of the check.

So I learned today to never get between my mom and something she wants when she has on her steel-toed cow patty kickers on and her hefty bankbook.

By the way, we still haven't thought of a name for our new pet.

posted by Adam @ 8:16 AM

1 Comments:

At Monday, September 26, 2005 2:44:00 AM, Anonymous impy said...

Stay with the Hilton/Disney theme and call it Mickey (Can be male or female) cause it looks like a lab tested mouse, hahaha. Shhh, better not tell your mom that. (and the chair falls over from Adam running to tell her) hahaha.

 

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