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  • Name: Adam
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  • This is Adam McElhaney’s blog, written in diary form and spanning his life. Adam is quite possibly the most self-centered, arrogant, full-of-bull character you've come across in a long time. Poisoning small animals, deliberately making fun of his friends and others who are less fortunate, and knowing without any doubt all people want him are just three things on him long repertoire list. Meeting him in person would be a horror show. Reading a blog about him, however, is an amusing diversion.

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"Silly Doggy, Epilepsy is for Humans"

Mother called me in a panic this afternoon while I was a work at County General. It appears her high dollar accessory, the Applehead-Chiwawa named Spike, has had two epileptic episodes. She is on her way to the Animal Hospital*for emergency blood work. Ask her if she can get me a prescription for pain as my toe hasn’t stopped throbbing since I ripped the nail off so tragically two days ago.

The dog will have to stay overnight for observation. This is good, because I do not want it in my house urinating everywhere and running into expensive vases during one of its sightless – destructive – seizures.

I just hope that it wasn’t from the Jack I gave him during my inhibited – carefree – drunken episode.


* Named changed to protect the dogs privacy, and to keep PETA off my trail.

posted by Adam @ 5:57 PM

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