Sympathy For The Devil

...100 things about me. So here it is.

1. I am a Sagittarius.
2. I was born in Chattanooga, Tn
3. But I live in Trenton, Ga
4. I hate my middle name
5. Although, when I went missing for 6 months I used my middle name. So it would be harder for people to find me.
6. My first pet was a dog named Spanky.
7. I hate stamps that you have to lick.
8. I was a ghost in high school
9. I am in college.
10. I HATE alcohol.
11. My eyes are brown.
12. I do not have any tattoos
13. but I want one
14. I have had my tongue pierced twice
15. My favorite colors are dark blues and earth tones.
16. My truck is red
17. I have three dogs and a cat.
18. One of my dogs is a whore and runs around the neighborhood.
19. I drink lots of water.
20. My favorite cologne is Hugo Boss
21. I have a book bag fetish
22. I love the British sitcom “Absolutely Fabulous”
23. I hate mayonnaise.
24. I am lazy but try not to be.
25. My favorite CD is Matchbox 20s, “your self or someone like you”.
26. I have a stamp collection. Though I quit collecting when I was younger.
27. My IQ test in the 160 range.
28. But I failed to get a high score on my SAT’s the first time.
29. My favorite flower is an Orchid.
30. Sometimes when I am alone I pretend I am on Star Trek.
31. And other times Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
32. When I was 10 my house burned down and I lost everything.
33. I believe in God but I don’t go to church.
34. I get nervous in crowds where there is free food.
35. I don’t like to go to clubs or bars unless it’s a special occasion.
36. I have never broken a bone.
37. I love swimming
38. And paintball fighting.
39. I can not drive a stick-shift vehicle.
40. I have lots of secrets.
41. I have never wet the bed.
42. I love pickles
43. I love Italian food
44. I have low blood sugar.
45. I use to write a column for my local newspaper.
46. I don’t need glasses, but sometimes I wear fake ones to look cool.
47. My favorite season is fall.
48. I have a personal mission statement. That changes upon my mood.
49. I have a passport, but have never been out of the country.
50. I can’t sing, but I wish I was a rock star.
51. I feel emotionally nostalgic most of the time.
52. I hate eating fish.
53. I hate hunting/fishing.
54. But I enjoy camping.
55. I love hospital food.
56. I am Irish.
57. I want to marry a cook. So I can have good food all the time.
58. My birthday is a few days before Christmas, so I only get one gift from my extended family and friends (if I am lucky) and they tell me that it is for both occasions.
59. I can’t have birthday parties for reason number 58. Cause everyone is off doing things for or with their families.
60. Sometimes I feel I am destined to do great things and others I feel I am destined to be alone.
61. I have a superiority complex.
62. But I know I am not superior and I feel bad.
63. I was once in a national TV commercial when I was 9.
64. I do not think we are alone in the universe.
65. I am 5’7”
66. I would love to go to Ireland
67. My favorite fruit is Red Grapes.
68. I don’t know what the difference is between a Republican and a Democrat.
69. One of my high school art pieces in on display at the Hunter Museum of Art.
70. I don’t have any artistic abilities, despite #69
71. I have over 3,000 mp3’s. All obtained legally.
72. If I had a super power it would be telekinesis
73. There are only 5 places I would setup residence. My current home in Trenton, Ga; Atlanta, Ga; Savannah, Ga; San Francisco, Ca; The Florida Keys
74. When I die, there will be no funeral. There will be a party with pizza and streamers to celebrate my life not to morn my death.
75. I love my younger brother, but sometimes I wish I didn’t have one.
76. My grandmother is crazy. I think she killed my step-grandfather. I love her sooo much.
77. My parents are still together after 29 years.
78. I have lived on the same road my entire life. Except for that six month sabbatical where I changed my name, ran away from home and ended up working in a dinner.
79. I am complicated person and yet very simple.
80. I am picky about who I date.
81. I didn’t start smoking till I was 20
82. I am right handed
83. I can handwrite in mirror images.
84. I have some screwed up dreams.
85. I think I might be psychotic, but just a little.
86. I almost went to jail when I threatened to kill the district attorneys daughter. In my defense, I didn’t know she was the DA’s daughter.
87. My ears use to be gauged, but now they have just shrunk to look like they have been pierced.
88. I can cook some meals, but I hate cooking.
89. I have to sleep with the TV on.
90. I like wearing pajamas.
91. I have never owned or ridden a bike.
92. I use to ride horses until I was thrown off one. Never got back on one.
93. Pizza should always have Chicken and Spinach on it.
94. I have manipulated situations and co-workers to get my boss fired and several co-workers, just because I didn’t like them.
95. I got fired 3 months later by the new boss for a completely different reason.
96. I can do a back-flip on the trampoline, but not a front-flip.
97. I want to do something that will change the world for better or for worse. Whichever it doesn’t matter.
98. I want to run for president.
99. I love the smell of cigars.
100. I still don’t know what I want to do with my life.