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  • Name: Adam
  • Location: Chattanooga, Tn

    • My day isn't complete until I make someone cry.

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  • This is Adam McElhaney’s blog, written in diary form and spanning his life. Adam is quite possibly the most self-centered, arrogant, full-of-bull character you've come across in a long time. Poisoning small animals, deliberately making fun of his friends and others who are less fortunate, and knowing without any doubt all people want him are just three things on him long repertoire list. Meeting him in person would be a horror show. Reading a blog about him, however, is an amusing diversion.

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"Interview with the Vampire"

While at work at The Retail Store, get message that the boss wanted to speak with me. Thinking I have done something wrong, immediately begin thinking of possible excuses and who I can use as an alibi. Upon entering the managers office I am shocked to discover that Carol is dressed as a vampire for a Halloween costume party that she is about to attend. Carol informs me that they are short on managers and would like to know if would be interested in taking a managerial position. Immediately respond with yes. As any thing with power and more money is great.

Am so excited, I take the rest of the day off and call Little Caesar’s Pizza on my way home and tell them I want twenty pepperoni and sausage pizzas. When they ask for my name, I told them that I am with the sheriff’s department and that we are having a Halloween party. I hope the sheriff’s office likes my surprise.

posted by Adam @ 9:05 PM

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